Thursday, October 19, 2006

Yeah, I Ran a Penis on the Front Page. Does this Mean I Still Can't Run Your Ads, iTunes? Because Sony's Cool with It. Just Saying.

At what point did People magazine get the monopoly on celebrity coming-out stories? Anyway, meet McGay. [Pop on the Pop]

Prince Harry's new girlfriend, Chelsy Davy, wonders aloud if woolly mammoths are extinct. Their season of Newlyweds is going to rock so hard. [CelebSlam]

The photo shoot theme for this week's ANTM was "celebrity couples." Demonstrating the level of taste and subtelty we have come to associate so inextricably with the weekly, hour-long pitch for Tyra Banks' surely forthcoming magazine, the girl who came out as a lesbian the day before was asked to be -- I'm serious -- Ellen and Portia di Rossi. [MollyGood]

Nicole Richie prefers to spend her time in restaurants getting laid in the bathroom, mostly because it's the farthest she can get from the food. [Cele|Bitchy]

Nicky Hilton kicks off publicity for her fashion-centric Miami hotel, Nicky O, with -- what else? -- full frontal male nudity. There is a joke here to illustrate that nudity has very little to do with fashion, but I am too distracted by penises to think of it. [The Superficial]

Sofia Coppola is expecting a baby girl in December. With any luck, she won't cast the kid in Lost in Translation 3. [Celebrity Baby Blog]

Paris Hilton avoids the premiere of her new movie, National Lampoon's Pledge This, because she doesn't want to be associated with a film that will likely go straight to video. She really could have made that decision much earlier, like when they cast Simon Rex and Randy Spelling. [Hollywood Gossip Whores]

Brian said...

"With any luck, [Sofia Coppola] won't cast the kid in Lost in Translation 3."

Wow, I thought that was pretty funny.

Also when did National Lampoon lose all shame? I know they've always turned out sophomoric, raunchy comedies, but jesus! It seems they're shitting these things out on the order of about one a day.

Brian said...

One more thing: who wrote the paragraph about Nicky Hilton's hotel on the superficial? Good lord, that was fucking retardedly written with totally unnecessary homophobic overtones.

EvilBeet said...

I hadn't read it as homophobic, but I can see how someone could. For the record, The Evil Beet does not promote homophobia in any form. Unless it's really, really funny.

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