Thursday, January 04, 2007

Late-Night Links

Paris Hilton actually managed to get fired from her namesake Club Paris. Is there anything this girl can't do? [The Blemish]

Pics from the Alpha Dog premiere's after-party, with nary a Cameron Diaz in sight. [Monica Monroe]

K-Fed gets text-dissed by La Lohan. [The Superficial]

Britney Spears is back on the party scene, looking worse than I have ever, ever seen her look. The first pic is vaguely reminiscent of Rosie O'Donnell. [X17]

The "sole remaining" copy of the video of Steve Irwin's death has been handed over to his widow. [Tabloid Whore]

Nicole Richie hires a shaman to rid her home of whatever "curse" triggered her string of bad luck in 2006. This shaman will, I assume, walk in, flush thirty-six baggies of coke down the toilet, and leave. [Junkiness]

Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson's publicity train makes a stop in Splitsville. [The Bosh]

Singer/model Tyrese allegedly punched his pregnant girlfriend in the stomach. [Gabsmash]