Late-Night Links

Hilary Swank's New Year's resolution is to give away the swag she gets for free, like, every time she leaves her house. That's nice. My New Year's resolution is to stop cutting myself when I have to read about how Hilary Swank gets free stuff every time she leaves the house. [Gabsmash]

If you position yourself correctly, you just might be able to have sex with Keira Knightley's abs. [The Blemish]

Gwen Stefani looking hot in Elle. [Monica Monroe]

Jewel says she's giving up acting. What? When did she act? Is she referring to that one time she acted like she could write poetry and released a whole book of it? Oh, please say she is. [IBBB]

JT finally cops to the Cam break-up, may or may not be porking Scarlett Johansson. Regardless, it's nice to see that everyone is at all times remembering to make "dick-in-a-box" jokes when they talk about him. [Agent Bedhead]

Will Smith at the London premiere of "Pursuit of Happyness" with his happi famili. Two can play at this game, Will. [Juicy-News]

Oh, miracle of miracles! There's actually video of Paris running out of gas near Beverly Hills. A full five minutes of it. [Splash]