Thursday, January 11, 2007

50 Cent in The Condom Biz


Yahoo (slogan "we're a giant monolith are you're not") broke the news today that alleged rapper 50 (or fiddy) Cent will be gracing our johnsons with the latest in rapper latex technology.

He stated:

"As opposed to being part of a safe-sex campaign, I'm going to make condoms and donate a part of the proceeds to HIV awareness."
Well, it seems to me that if you make condoms you're sort of in a safe sex campaign by default, as the usage of your product would constitute the very thing you say you're not a part of. However, I respect an artist's right to be mysterious and vague while chasing dollars. Maybe he means that instead of going door to door looking for kids having unprotected sex he's simply going to sell condoms straight up and cut out the evangelical middle man.

One thing though; when was the last 50 Cent hit? It seems like he's more known for hating Oprah than anything else. I guess, God willing, we can still find him in the club, bottle full of bub(bly).

Anonymous said...

It is what we buy cheap wow gold call 'the syndrome of the passive patient'. Basically we can't have anything wow gold
with nothing and we know that if the client does not implicate himself cheap wow gold or herself a little bit financially then he or she won't make the effort later on and make
biodegradable cutlery the changes which are truly necessary. This is why wow gold
it is essential for me that the wow gold people I help implicate themselves and sell cheap wow gold why I do not work for free. It is wow gold
very important for me to wow gold
know that I am not working pointlessly on an individual's analysis, wow gold producing a reading that wow gold 5000 will not be fully read or assimilated while all I really want to do is to pass on wow gold 5000
the valuable information which SRO gold. is going to so radically wow gold 10000
change your life Isis. Experience has shown me that the only means for me to be absolutely certain that the person who requests my work Get free WOW gold is going wow gold sale to make the effort and implicate himself or herself to bring about real wow gold 5000
change is to ask for a small financial participation. Isis, you will understand that if you don't want pulp egg tray to spend a few dollars to ask me to produce this full reading for you whilst I have already spent over
food container 10 hours on wow gold 5000
your file without asking wow gold 5000
you for anything at all in return (once again please understand
SRO gold

cheap wow gold said...

f you are cheap wow gold trying any unknown cheats to earn gold, you would cheapest wow gold face some problem and your account will be black out. So don't try to wow gold find cheats instead try to world of warcraft gold sale follow the guideline of world of warcraft. These tips could Cheap Wow Goldwork as gold cheat and can help a lot to earn gold and money. World of Warcraft is the most exiting online game and while Playing the game most of the players struggle wow power leveling to earn a lot of gold.

Most of the players World Of Warcraft Goldtry search cheat code for this game to earn gold. This wow gold cheaparticle will help Wow Goldyou a lot to earn more and more gold.The best way to earn gold in this online game is by going through the guidelines wow gold for saleand other information about itemchannel.comthe game that are available on the internet .

Anonymous said...

You know ,I have some shaiya gold,and my friend also has some
shaiya money,do you kouw they have the same meaning,Both of them can be called shaiya gold,I just want to
buy shaiya online gold,because there are many
cheap shaiya gold


You know ,I have some runescape gold,and my friend also has some rs gold,do you kouw they have the same meaning,Both of them can be called runescape money
I just want to buy runescape,because there are many
cheap rs gold

Anonymous said...

Have you heared about the game which you need use Entropiauniverse ped to play, and you can also borrow Entropia Universe Gold from other players? But you can Buy Entropia Universe Gold, or you will lose the choice if you do not have Entropia Universe Money. If you get cheap Entropiauniverse ped, you can continue this game.
Have you heared about the game which you need use kal geons to play, and you can also borrow kal gold from other players? But you can buy kal online geons, or you will lose the choice if you do not have kal online gold. If you get kalonline Geons, you can continue this game.

Anonymous said...

Do you know eve isk? I like it.
My brother often go to the internet bar to buy eve online isk and play it.
After school, He likes playing games using these buy isk with his friend.
I do not like to play it. Because I think that it not only costs much money but also spend much time. One day, he give me many cheap eve isk and play the game with me.
I came to the bar following him and found buy eve online isk was so cheap. After that, I also go to play game with him.

Do you know fiesta Gold? I like it.
My brother often go to the internet bar to buy fiesta money and play it.
After school, He likes playing games using these fiesta online gold with his friend.
I do not like to play it. Because I think that it not only costs much money but also spend much time. One day, he give me many buy fiesta Gold and play the game with me.
I came to the bar following him and found fiesta online money was so cheap. After that, I also go to play game with him.

thetrendies.com said...

Nike Shox shoes have great color! These shoes are perfect for walking around. Quite comfortable, good grip on wet surfaces.
If you have an interest in this shoes, you can visit http://www.tgool.com/
If you have an interest in it, you can contact us by email or MSN.
Email:tgool@shopkiss.com
MSN:joeyselina@hotmail.com

Anonymous said...

Tibet Travel Dot Info offers first-hand and up-to-date tibet travel information - tours, maps, climate, transportation, accommodation, travel tips,We are offering tibet tour in great discount,Tibet tours by local Tibet travel agency - Access Tibet Tour help you travel to tibet with ease, with tibet tour guide, Tibet Adventure Travel packages!U-Way is a new travel company Specilized in china tibet tours, furnish cheap tibet tours in 2009, if you wanna travel to tibet, please believe in u-waytours, let we work-team service for you.. We are provide tibet trekking routes,Tibet travel permit and overall service of travelling to Tibet
As we know,wow gold guide and on our website.Free wow gold We have available stock of gold on most of the servers seo and 谷百优 or Tibet tour, 四川死海旅游就在一起吧旅游网提供的死海旅游以及九寨沟旅游

Anonymous said...

I am grateful to you for this great content.aöf thanks radyo dinle cool hikaye very nice ssk sorgulama only cinsellik very nice ehliyet only home free kadın last go korku jomax med olsaoy hikaye lesto go müzik dinle free only film izle love aşk only mp3 indir only radyolar lest go açıköğretim free net only filmler

watcheswrold said...

Replica Watch .
Watch Replica .

Watch Replicas .
Replicas Watches .
Swiss Replica .
Swiss Replica watch .
Swiss Replica watches .
Fake Watches .

Fake Watch .
Rolex Replica .
Rolex Replicas .
Replica Rolex .
Replicas Rolex .
Replica Rolex watches .

Replica Rolex watch .
Fake Rolex .

Rolex Watches.
fake rolex.
Replica Rolex .

Anonymous said...

By combining the latest discoveries in human genetics with a deeper understanding of the hundreds of compounds found in food, dell car chargergateway 450rog keyboardgateway m520 keyboarddell inspiron 1720 keyboardzv5000 keyboardhp laptop keyboardacer 5520 lcdDell laptop batteryHP Pavilion DV5000 Battery|Dell Inspiron 1525 AC Adapter|investigators have begun to tease apart some of the more complex interactions between your diet and your DNA. In the process, they hope eventually to give consumers more personalized advice about what to eat and drink to stave off heart disease, cancer and other chronic conditions of aging."We are trying to put more science behind the nutrition," says Jose Ordovas, DV1000 Adapter|Dell PA-12 AC Adapter|Dell Inspiron 5100 Adapter|8600 Adapter|Dell Inspiron 1501 Adapter|HP 417220-001 Adapter|Dell inspiron 1300 AC Adapter|Compaq keyboardHP/Compaq Laptop keyboardHP/Compaq Laptop keyboard|Compaq M2000 Keyboarda geneticist at the Friedman School of Nutrition at Tufts. "We want to finally understand why nutrients do what they do and to whom--why a low-fat diet may not work for some but works for others."HP Pavilion zv5000 Keyboard|HP Pavilion NX9100 Keyboard|laptop keyboard|HP Laptop keyboard| HP/Compaq Laptop keyboard| Compaq M2000 Keyboard|Do you drink three cups or more of coffee a day? Genetic tests can now determine whether you--like approximately 10% to 20% of the population--have a specific genetic variation that makes it harder for your body to absorb calcium in the presence of caffeine, thus increasing your rate of bone loss.

Anonymous said...

Researchers now have a good reference guide for the 25,000 or so genes of the human genome and the more than 3 million common variants that lurk within those genes. Dell Latitude D600 battery|dell d830 ac adapter|dell d610 ac adapter|pa3468u 1aca ac adapter|dell latitude d520 ac adapter|5150 ac adapter|d400 ac adapter|d600 ac adapter|nadp 90kb|zd8000 battery|Laptop keyboard|HP Laptop keyboard|c1295 battery|pa3399u-1brs|pa3400u 1brs|HP 365485-001 Keyboard|HP/Compaq Laptop keyboard|Compaq M2000 Keyboard|HP Pavilion zv5000 Keyboard|HP Pavilion NX9100 Keyboard|laptop keyboard|HP Laptop keyboard| HP 365485-001 Keyboard| HP/Compaq Laptop keyboard| Compaq M2000 Keyboard| HP Pavilion zv5000 Keyboard| HP Pavilion NX9100 Keyboard|dell car chargergateway 450rog keyboardgateway m520 keyboarddell inspiron 1720 keyboardzv5000 keyboardhp laptop keyboardacer 5520 lcdDell laptop battery

Anonymous said...

Do you drink three cups or more of coffee a day?.....................................................

Anonymous said...

................................

Anonymous said...

"We are trying to put more science behind the nutrition," says Jose Ordovas, a geneticist at the Friedman School of Nutrition at Tufts. "We want to finally understand why nutrients do what they do and to whom--why a low-fat diet may not work for some but works for others."...........................................

Anonymous said...

power inverter power inverter
pouch pouch
Memory card memory card
cnc lathe cnc lathe
Lapel Pin lapel pin
cnc lathe cnc lathe
tiffany jewelry tiffany jewelry
ghd straighteners ghd straighteners
gas bbq gas bbq
army surplus army surplus
pouch belt pouch belt
progressive die stamping progressive die stamping
aluminium extrusion di aluminium extrusion di
forklift forklift
徵信社 徵信社
aluminium extrusion die aluminium extrusion die
powder metallurgy powder metallurgy

New nike soccer shoes said...

Said was wonderful, really the best site! Liked by the way best described 2011 Nike soccer cleats . Prefer the Nike mercurial soccer cleats and New nike soccer shoes