It's about time Lindsay Lohan took up with a new man. I'm getting tired of running stories about her drug problem. Her flavor of the month is Fall Out Boy's Pete Wentz, the rocker who got into the most inexplicable boxing match with a concertgoer this weekend. He is also -- perhaps not coincidentally -- the ex-boyfriend of Ashlee Simpson, whom Lindsay accused of dating her own ex, Wilmer Valderrama, a while back (hence Ashlee's song "Boyfriend").
Fun fact about Pete Wentz: his penis is on the Internet. His sidekick got raided, and the naked pics he'd taken of himself (hopefully to send to someone else and not just for his own viewing pleasure) made the Internet rounds in March (NSFW). He was bright enough to leave his face out of the nudy pics, but his pelvic art makes for a pretty easy ID. (What on earth is that thing anyway? A bat? A gremlin? Inquiring minds want to know!)