Late-Night Links

Memo to the Malibu Colony fire: if you have to go around destroying the homes of celebrities, could you think of someone a little more interesting than Suzanne Somers? [Celebrity Smack]

Paris Hilton made it nearly a week and a half into the new year before a nip slip. Someone should give her a cookie. [The Blemish]

Check out Kat McPhee's first single, "Over It." [popbytes]

Halle Berry sports a sexy gold number at the People's Choice Awards. [Dirty Laundry]

Paris Hilton('s attorney) pleads not guilty to her September DUI. [Celeb Warship]

Jessica Alba wants you to think that she thinks it might bother the paparazzi if she takes pictures of them. But Jessica Alba knows that when she takes pictures of the paparazzi taking pictures of her and they get a picture of her taking pictures of them, that picture will sweep through the blogosphere aned she'll get paid more per picture. It's simple, really. [IBBB]

Hilary Swank gets her star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. [Mollygood]

Claire Danes and Billy Crudup split. In related news: Claire Danes and Billy Crudup were dating. [Barbie Martini]

The worst films of 2006. [Pajiba]