Lindsay and Joey, Sittin' in a Pile of Cocaine and Rape Allegations

Oh, yay. Lindsay Lohan's getting her pork on with certified rapist extraordinaire Joe Francis, who, when not forcing himself on underage girls or physically abusing female journalists or getting his ass sodomized by distant associates of Paris Hilton, produces the hard-hitting documentaries in the Girls Gone Wild series. The Post reports that Francis was by Lindsay's side during her "appendectomy" hospitalization, probably because he's the one who sold her the shit that ... um ... damaged her appendix. This can really only be healthy for Linds. Way to go.