The People's Choice Awards Happened

There. I said it. Admitting it is half the battle. I'm only sorry that it took me this long.

I don't have it in me to write anything more interesting about it, really. Cameron looked like she just got done wrestling in the La Brea tar pits. Jennifer Aniston's breasts finally emerged victorious in the tight race with her chin for the title of "Biggest Thing on Jennifer Aniston's Body." I want to put Hayden Panettiere in my pocket and have her with me all day long. I want to return her dress to the table at Pancho's.

Full list of winners here.