Before we begin, I want to thank Evil T for doing a kick-ass job of holding this place down while I was out of town. She is a total rock star, and I have no idea what I'd do without her. Thanks T! Now, on to the links ...
Wait, Tom Cruise isn't already Jesus? [Celebslam]
Robbie Williams plans to give Elton John the gift of his penis. [Cele|bitchy]
Jared Leto and his earflaps are totally ready to throw down, bitch. [Agent Bedhead]
New pics of Scarlett. You know you're going to click. Don't try to fight it. [The Blemish]
Wow, Mandy Moore even depresses herself! [Celebrity Smack]
Something about Jenna Jameson, Paris Hilton, and girls who want to lose their virginity. As the premise for a television show. I can't read any further. I feel dirty. On behalf of our country. [Pop on the Pop]
The indiest thing I have ever loved just gave birth to a little girl. Unfortunately, she had to go and ruin it by naming the kid Petah. But congrats anyway, Ani DiFranco. [CBB]