Sunday, January 07, 2007

Paula Abdul Claims She's "Never Been Drunk"

Yes. It's true. Drunkie Paula gave the following quote to Entertainment Weekly:

"Last year, when no one understood what I was saying, and even though I've never been drunk in my life, I'm accused of filling my Coca-Cola cup with alcohol. Yeah, that was really fun for me."

First off, Paula, way to remember to plug Coca-Cola even in the midst of a conversation about your alcoholism. You're a real pro.

Also, dear, if I were you, I'd cop to the drinking. Because if you're claiming you gave an interview like this sober, well, you leave the rest of us no choice but to assume you are functionally retarded. Come on, Paula? How about some information, please?

Straight up now, tell me, you don't really wanna drug yourself forever?

Oh oh oh....

Or you slur your speech 'cuz you hurt your tongue?

Straight up now, tell me, that you never touch booze or weed, not ever?

Oh oh oh...

Are you really just that dumb?

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