Please note that by submitting anything to Evil Beet or one of its writers, you grant Evil Beet irrevocable, perpetual permission to use anything sent, in whole or in part, for any purpose whatsoever, blah blah blah, forever and ever amen. Okay? Cool.
Hi. This is a celebrity gossip blog. Everything I post here is alleged, satirical, jacked from one of Nick Denton's sites and/or just plain poorly written. But I did take all the photos myself. Kidding. If something around here belongs to you and you're one of those people who hates free PR, drop me a line and I'll pull it or credit you in large bold letters with each and every "i" dotted with a heart. Promise. Also I have very, very few assets, so it's probably not worth your time to go the lawyer route. Thanks.