Early Evening Links

Can you believe I got these things up before 10 pm?? GO ME!!!

Jennifer Hudson needs additional media training. [Defamer]

Mario Lopez and Dancing with the Stars partner Katrina Smirnoff are doing the horizontal tango, if you know what I mean. [MollyGood]

Reese Witherspoon('s breasts) look amazing at the Kennedy Center Honors. [Yeeeah!]

Jen and Vince's reps join forces to put the final nail in the Vaughniston coffin: "Jennifer and Vince mutually agreed to end their relationship." The reps admit the two broke up in October, after Jen visited Vince in London. So, you know, right around when the blogosphere said they did. [Dirty Laundry]

Paul Walker has no need for talent. Good thing, too. [Celebrity Smack]

Scarlett Johansson: "Please masturbate to me. I want you to. I need you to. Do it three, four, five times a day. Before bed, in the morning, at the office, at your children's day care, between rounds of golf, in front of your girlfriend, at your mother's house, in the boss's office, in the cafeteria, onto the mashed potatoes, anywhere, everywhere, I don't care, just as long as you're masturbating to me." [Agent Bedhead]

Lance Bass says that he and Reichen are still trying to work things out. He made the statement via MySpace, which is totally Hollywood's hottest PR agency right now. [ICYDK]

Photos from Johnny Depp's first wedding in 1983. [popbytes]