Britney and Paris Aren't Lovers

Good news.

Although:

In a recent photograph, Hilton looked very much like she was stroking Spears' upper thigh.

Hilton's rep dismissed a possible lesbian love affair with a curt:

“They are friends and you will continue to see them together. Paris thinks the world of her.”

Honestly, if they were caught making out the entire internet would shut down. So let's pray this doesn't blossom into something more serious than a little "thigh stroking." We've all casually stroked the upper thighs of our friends. I'm doing it right now. Move along people.