This seems just mean to post but I just have to. According to a two year study by the Indian Council of Medical Research, "about 60% of Indian men have penises which are between three and five centimetres shorter than international standards used in condom manufacture." Because of this problem, the Council is suggesting that condom manufacturers provide India with a varying range of condom sizes. This actually is a serious problem in India because of the high rate of STDs and AIDS which is sweeping the continent. According to a BBC news article posted today, "the issue is serious because about one in every five times a condom is used in India it either falls off or tears, an extremely high failure rate." Somehow, this whole overpopulation issue in India is starting to make a lot more sense to me. Poor guys, this really doesn't bode well for the reputation of Indian men in the bedroom.
In a wonderful response to this study, Sunil Mehra, the former editor of Maxim India stated,
"It's not size, it's what you do with it that matters. From our population, the evidence is Indians are doing pretty well. With apologies to the poet Alexander Pope, you could say, for inches and centimetres, let fools contend."
There goes my dream of a three way with Harold and Kumar.