Britney Spears Celebrates Birthday

Here at the EvilBeet we owe much of our livelihood to Brit Spears so it's only fitting that we say Happy Birthday lover!

Rumor has it that her AND her vagina had dinner at the Mr. Chow restaurant (where I'm told the Fish n' Chips is off the charts). Afterwards:

Britney Spears was joined by Paris Hilton to celebrate Spears' 25th birthday Saturday night at Hyde Lounge in Los Angeles, says Hilton's publicist, Elliot Mintz.

I have no idea why Hilton's publicist is divulging this, I can only surmise it's to fend off the "they spent her bday turning tricks" rumors.

Man, that turned spiteful quickly eh? Okay, I return you to our original thought, we love you Brit and hope turning 25 will lead you towards the light.