OC Season 4 Preview

For those of you who are still watching The OC, check out a teaser for the season 4 premiere. Thanks to Karen for the tip.

Elliot Mintz is Very Mature for His Age

So this is a pretty typical Paris Hilton 'razzi video. She's with her entourage -- including publicist Elliot Mintz -- attempting to leave her house, when she realizes the lights in her SLR are on, running down the battery. Hilarity ensues, blah blah blah.

But here's what I love. With the crisis resolved, the gang prepares to leave the Hilton compound. Paris is in the passenger seat of a car, and Mintz is walking around the car, I assume to move into the drivers seat.

Mintz says to the photog, "You're a very legitimate photo-broadcast journalist," to which the cameraman replies, "Thank you, Elliot."

It's basically the grown-man equivalent of two teenage girls, with one being like "Gosh, Julie, I really love those shoes. I sure wish I had a pair of platforms that made me look like a 78-year-old gutter whore." And then Julie's all like "Thank you, Tracy." That's what just happened here.

Go Ahead. Take a Day off from Hating Yourself.

Dove reminds us that even the girls on the billboards don't look like the girls on the billboards.




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Because I Write This Blog and You Don't

If I want to post the video for J.C. Chasez's "All Day Long I Dream About Sex", from 2004's Schizophrenic, just because I think it is gloooooorious, then that is what I will do.

Jessica Alba Does Jessica Simpson

No, not like that.

I have no idea why it's clips day today, but it is. I found this old MadTV parody of Newlyweds: Nick & Jessica on Wampoon, and I'm posting it because:

a) It's really funny.
b) Jessica Alba looks hot in it, and I've heard that all three of the heterosexual male readers of this site enjoy looking at Jessica Alba, particularly when she looks hot.

New Artist Alert: Imogen Heap

I guess she's not really a new artist, per se, but she's new to me. Check out the video for "Goodnight and Go," from her Speak for Yourself album. Thanks to Tiffy for the heads-up on her.

Old School Tori on The Daily Show

Not sure what made me think of this, but for some reason that god-awful Tori Amos Daily Show interview popped into my head today. I thought it might be on YouTube, and, sure enough, it was. Now, my friends will attest that I am a HUGE Toriphile, as well as a HUGE Stewartphile (there's not really a cutesy name for Stewart fans...I guess we can just go with "Democrats"), so this interview was terribly disappointing for me, and really tested my allegiance to Tori. I still love her, though, so I'm throwing the "Sorta Fairytale" video on here, too.





Update: Am I absolutely crazy, or is the guy in this video Adrien Brody?

"Ecstasy, ecstasy, ecstasy!"

It's a slow news day, and I just discovered this link to the Chaotic video footage where Britney talks about her sex life with Kevin Federline. Note that this is before they were married, and even before he was really her boyfriend. She'd just flown him out to Europe to bang her three times a day. And she is loving it.

I don't know why I'm in such a nice mood lately, but I actually think the footage is kind of sweet. Brit had spent a long time being heartbroken over the loss of JT (I know, I know, she cheated on him, but we all make mistakes), and you can almost tell how relieved she is to have someone in her life who makes her happy again.

And when that love high wore off, she had a kid. And then another one. Just keep filling that hole, Brit.

No pun intended.

That's My Bush! on DVD

In mid-2001, Comedy Central began airing a brilliant political satire called That's My Bush!, developed by South Park's Matt Stone and Trey Parker. They only showed eight episodes before the show was cancelled in the wake of the September 11 attacks, at which point I'm sure the show's premise seemed inappropriate. Over five years later, those episodes are being released on DVD. To commemorate this fabulous occasion, I'm posting some clips from the show.

It's About Time Somebody Remade Dangerous Minds

Here's the trailer for Freedom Writers, starring Hilary Swank, coming in January 2007. And way to step up the viral marketing, MTV. The IMDB page lists Patrick Dempsey as "attached," but he's nowhere in the trailer, and the thing's gotta be in post by now, so I'm not sure how they're planning to swing that.





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New Videos from Nick & Jessica

I hate to admit it, but I actually kind of like Jess's new song, "I Belong to Me," and I'm digging the video. The emotions look real, and I wouldn't be surprised to hear she spent a lot of the days on the set crying real tears. It's the first time in a long time I've been able to look at her as an actual person, and get a sense of the hell she's been through this year. It's a positive message, and she carries it well. Props, Jess.

Nick's isn't bad, either, although it sounds more manufactured than Jess's, and I am really, really over beach videos. Like, waves crashing? Clouds in fast-mo? Hey Nick, can you give me more generic? Oh! Sitting on a jagged rock, staring out into the water? Perfect. You forgot to intersperse it with shots of yourself sucking on a mic in a recording studio, but beyond that, genius.

And they both used muted colors. Oh, the angst.

Justin Timberlake's New Video

Sit back, relax, and enjoy the six-minute Gap commercial that is JT's "My Love" video.

"Fashion Show at Lunch!"

From last week's episode of The Office. Somehow, it gets funnier every time I watch it.

Paris Hilton and Courtney Love BFF Again?

Oh, wait, I've just received word that the other person in this photo is actually Nicole Richie.

What is it with the Courtney Love look lately? Courtney Love is the new black.

Anyway, X17's got the celebutard reunion on tape.

Facts of Life Addresses the Marijuana Issue

I don't know where or how Defamer found this clip, but if anyone knows where I can find the Saved by the Bell episode where there's a "roach" in the boys locker room, I can die happy.

Guy Witnesses a Car Accident

This sound clip made the Internet rounds awhile back, but a friend sent it to me again today, and I thought it worthy of posting here. You may not want to listen to it at work -- you'll probably laugh out loud.

Project Runway Laundry Freak-Out

Rolling around the Internet today is this clip from last night's Project Runway reunion, where they showed previously unseen footage of Vincent Libretti freaking out after a PR staffer mishandled his laundry.

Some Evil Clips for Your Evening

Josh Duhamel and Ashton Kutcher go all Zoolander in this 1997 footage of the two at the Male Model of the Year competition (yeah, it really happens). Duhamel wins, and interviews that "the guy -- I forget his name -- from Iowa, he was exceptional." The guy he's talking about is, of course, Ashton Kutcher (who introduces himself as "Chris Kutcher").

Not one but two models ate shit on the runway at Paris Fashion Week. Luckily, CBS News consolidated the videos of the two into a single clip for you to laugh at. Not fierce, girls, not fierce at all.

Below is a clip of Rosie O'Donnell and Dr. Christian Troy having sex on Nip/Tuck. View at your own risk.

SNL is Really Just Sad Now

I don't even know who the "comedian" is playing Screech in this Weekend Update bit on the Screech sex tape, but nothing about it is right. Not even the costume. How hard is it to get a costume that looks like something Screech would wear? IT IS NOT HARD, LORNE MICHAELS. It is not hard at all. And the voice? Has he ever even seen a SBTB episode? Did someone just tell him "He sounds kind of like Kermit the Frog," so he just went with a Kermit voice? The mannerisms are all wrong too. There is a cricket who lives on my patio who does a better Screech Powers.

YOU ARE NOT EVEN TRYING ANYMORE, NBC!

And if you still care, TMZ has a second clip from the actual video, featuring girls who are -- you guessed it -- way, way drunk.

Suddenly I Believe Nick Carter Beat up Paris Hilton

A clip from House of Carters. What an ass. And it appears Aaron Carter has a habit of picking up his brother's sloppy seconds.