Friday, July 28, 2006

Lisa D'Amato Puts Sky-Rocketing Career on Hold to Help the Little People

It's a snarky headline, but truly, I love this girl. I think she was the best thing that ever happened to Top Model, easily the most talented person to ever grace that show, and I think she should have won the whole damn thing. So when she showed up to support the Top Model writing staff striking for union membership, I didn't even roll my eyes at her pathetic attempt at further publicity. Unless you watch Real World, which I have (thank God) finally officially outgrown (I tried to watch Key West and I just couldn't get through an episode, and I am so proud of myself for that), it's rare these days for reality cameras to focus their sights on someone who is just so fucking drunk all the time. Remember when she talked to a fern? For, like, hours? About how neither of them really fit in anywhere? And then finally Tyra had to come in and give the girls a thinly veiled chat about "vices" and she was like "Do any of you have a vice? Do any of you drink, say, wine? Maybe a lot?" And Lisa raised her hand and Tyra was like "Yeah? Are you a wino?" and Lisa was like "Yeah," and Tyra muttered some inane thing about how vices are something we all have to overcome and that, ladies and gentlemen, is how Lisa D'Amato's alcoholism was nipped in the bud thanks to Tyra Banks and the deserving writing staff of America's Next Top Model?

Yeah. That was so awesome.

Hey, Lisa, remember how you spent a good part of last year being billed as America's Drunkest Girl Ever on national television? Remember how all the stupidest and most embarrassing things you said and did while getting totally wasted, alone, in front of a bunch of sober and clueless 18-year-olds was broadcast week after week, captured for time immemorial, for the consumption of the entire country and a smattering of overseas markets? You know who you have to thank for that? You know who made damn sure you looked your very worst every single episode?

Yeah. You go, girl.

rolex replica said...

high quality rolex replica paypal of well known brands - Jacob & Co,
TAG Heuer, Cartier, Panerai and much more.
*If you want to buy fake watches paypal, you have come to the right place! We are leading supplier of all kinds of REPLICA WATCHES. The leading name in luxury watches, fake rolex paypalhas been the pre-eminent symbol of performance and prestige for over a century. swiss rolex replicaRolex men's and ladies' watches

Anonymous said...

Amateure Cams

dicke titten

Porno Weiber

Anonymous said...

Hola! My name is Matt Lockman . loans fast

Anonymous said...

Aloha! Jeannette Carson . payday loans

Anonymous said...

toronto cash advance This website is better I appreciated it so much
AAA Toronto Payday Loans 1172 Bay St #101, Toronto, ON M5S 2B4 (416) 477-2817

Anonymous said...

Cheap Auto Insurance car insurance in michigan

ming said...

MPEG Converter for Mac
MPEG to MP4 Converter for Mac
MPEG to AVI Converter for Mac
MPEG to DVD Converter for Mac
MPEG to FLV Converter for Mac
MPEG to WMV Converter for Mac
MPEG to MOV Converter for Mac
mpeg to vob Converter for mac
MPEG to DivX Converter for Mac
MPEG to 3GP Converter for Mac
MPEG to iPod Converter for Mac
MPEG to iPhone Converter for Mac
MPEG to MP3 Converter for Mac

Anonymous said...

I have moderate/severe ED for two years. One day I was browsing and saw Generic Viagra add on Online Pharmacy. I was very hesitant at the beginning but then I ordered Generic Viagra from Online Pharmacy and it turned out that everything you said was true. An initial dose of 50 mg of Viagra two months ago brought moderate success in reaching Viagra an orgasm, so I talked to my Doctor and he increased the Generic Viagra dosage to 75 mg and told me not to try every day. I waited three days, and took the 75 mg Viagra Online Within one hour I was rock hard After about two hours and some Propecia she performed oral sex on me my life Acomplia My wife and I have had the best sex ever all because the Cheap Viagra She can't believe how long I can now last, Buy Cialis I think it can do the trick as well ! Buy Cialis on the net should be easy and safe, after that I take Ambien and go to sleep, other try Propecia i am not sure why ? I will try Cialis I think it will do great job Cialis is cheap online, I also use Xanax when I feel bad, I consider to switch to Adderall if it can help me my favorite drug is Phentermine he does the magic , I take Vicodin when I in pain it helps me a lot Vicodin or I will try to Buy Hydrocodone in some drug shop, I know a great place to Buy Hydrocodone at great prices also know a place to Buy Vicodin I can tell you much about this issue also about Buy Phentermine online shopping and Buy Phentermine in usd drug shops.

dainfo said...

workout at home with dumbbells
at home workouts
lose weight at home
abs workout at home
exercise machines at a gym
chest workout at home
get fit with exercise
how to exercise at home
run a marathon to shed pounds and improve cardio
how to lose weight at home
a healthy heart comes with exercise
medicine ball abs
fatigue your muscles by using weights or your body
upper body workout at home
be sure to hydrate your muscles as often as possible
dandruff home remedy
Good share you have here hope you keep it up, and don't forget to use dumbbells while exercising, even better though you can do these lose weight at home
where to buy venapro
buy venapro
venapro reviews
venapro review
best tooth whitening system
bleaching your teeth
teeth bleaching products
teeth bleaching trays
tooth whitening bleach

Anonymous said...

the the expendables download full movie [url=]the expendables the movie watch it [/url] the expendables movie online download ipod the expendables

Anonymous said...

Flicks Chicks
film wikipedia [url=]Flicks Chicks
characters[/url] Flicks Chicks
movie for download
Green Zone
movie to watch [url=]Green Zone
movie information[/url] Green Zone
movie screenshots
watch Scooby-Doo! Abracadabra-Doo
movie 2010 [url=]download Scooby-Doo! Abracadabra-Doo
online[/url] Scooby-Doo! Abracadabra-Doo
Barbie in a Mermaid Tale
movie [url=]Barbie in a Mermaid Tale
movie summary[/url] where to download Barbie in a Mermaid Tale

download the Shes Out of My League
movie [url=]apple movie trailer Shes Out of My League
[/url] Shes Out of My League
movie release date

Medical Blog said...

And Lisa raised her hand and Tyra was like "Yeah? Are you a wino?" and Lisa was like "Yeah," and Tyra muttered some inane thing about how vices are something we all have to overcome and that.

Retreat Centers said...

You got fantastic nice ideas there. I made a research on the topic and got most peoples will agree with your blog. Retreats Centers

How much formula to feed baby said...

Excellent site. It was pleasant to me.

How much formula to feed baby

Anonymous said...

Me and ozzy fucked harder, trying to show to our god! FUCK YES!
' right before cumming inside my warm pussy. were still fucking

Look at my blog post; hcg injections
Also see my page :: hcg injections

Anonymous said...

U.S. Food and Drug Administration. (2003). generic cialis generic cialis,cialis online generic cialis, viagra cialis,viagra online generic cialis pills viagra online

Anonymous said...

Having read this I believed it was really enlightening.
I appreciate you finding the time and energy to put this information together.
I once again find myself personally spending way too much time both reading and leaving comments.
But so what, it was still worth it!

Feel free to visit my website Diets that Work

Anonymous said...

In this age of information, the best ԝay to gеt really usrful information iss through blogs.
But ass search engnes have replaced stаtic link lіѕtings to
bеcome the hub of thhe iոternet, a new strategy called SEO
(Sеarch Engine Optimization) mаrketing has come and іs taking internet advertising by storm.Posting coոtent too this Ьlog, whether it is hifh
quality, keyword-taгgeted or not, is going to be good forr SEO becausе it iss ѕhowing Googgle that you are keeping youhr ѕite updated wiith fresh content.

my pagе ... se bomber vps