Naomi Watts is Preggers!!

While Naomi Watts has kept mum on the subject of pregnancy rumors, plenty of other folks have been doing the talking for her. Naomi's Oscars gown was Escada, and a rep for the house issued this press release on Sunday: "The ESCADA gown set off her most precious new asset – the baby she is expecting with longtime boyfriend Liev Schreiber."

Last night, Schreiber appeared on Conan O'Brien and confirmed the news himself: "Yes, I'm going to be a dad," he said. "Very exciting." According to Schreiber, Naomi commented that "it's a very auspicious thing that our embryo is going to be at the Oscars." See, you know she's Australian, because she says things like "auspicious." Attractive women from America don't know what that word means. Say "auspicious" to Jessica Biel at the Oscars and she'll be like "God bless you," but you won't notice because you'll be panicking, having been momentarily blinded by her dress.

Congratulations to the couple, and we wish them a happy and healthy pregnancy.

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Naomi Watts Hates Romance

I like Naomi Watts. You should too. She's good people. But when you come after romantic comedies, you're coming after my big old heart. Read what she said in this article:

"I look at those romantic comedies, and I see actors with perfect hair and six-packs, and I feel myself being numbed, and I get angry because I see so much money spent on these things," the 38-year-old actress says in an interview in Allure magazine's January issue, on newsstands Tuesday. "I don't mean to sound righteous here," she continues. "There is need for it, because there are times when I am in a hotel room and need to be numbed. ... I keep saying to myself, Oh, God, I'm sick of playing these dark, harrowing roles. I want a big paycheck, so put me in some dumb romantic comedy any day."

Um, you know who disagrees with you sister? John FUCKING Cusack. Numb and dumb? You tell that to Love Actually sister, go ahead, tell it to its face.

I thought not.