Late-Night Links

We're Kids Incorporated, K-I-D-S! Yeah! [Buzznet]

I don't know much about Robin Thicke, but he looks like Russell Crowe and Justin Timberlake's secret love child, and -- perhaps not surprisingly -- his new music video is creating quite a bit of buzz. [Allie is Wired]

Antonella Barba in Playboy? Hef says it's a "very real possibility." [Rumorficial]

Jared Leto is physically injured. The celebratory potluck will be held this evening at Perez Hilton's house. [Ninja Dude]

I swear, the only people who have any right to be hospitalized for "dehydration" live in countries where the nearest hospital is 500 miles away and is also a tent. But Nicole Richie hits up an L.A. ER with this ubiquitous A-list ailment. [dlisted]

Avril Lavigne, you are soooo badass. [The Blemish]

Victoria Beckham is chased by pot-bellied pigs. 'Nuff said. [Agent Bedhead]

Late-Night Links

Britney leaves Promises to attend an AA meeting in Santa Monica. And Perez wins this link by being the only blogger with the sense to clip the other people out of the pic. [Perez Hilton]

The Associated Press has revoked Paris Hilton's media privileges. [The Blemish]

Hide your crack; Bobby Brown's out of jail. [Celebrity Smack]

Nicole Richie is not engaged to Joel Madden, people -- she's wearing a ring because we haven't been writing enough about her lately. Sorry, Nicole. Our bad. We won't let it happen again. [POTP]

If Rumer Willis wasn't enough for you, her fifteen-year-old sister, Scout, is now officially drinking age. [dlisted]

Nick Cannon's not married, just totally pussy-whipped. [Glitterati]

Jessica Simpson on the set of her aptly named film, Blonde Ambition. [A Socialite's Life]

I completely forgot that ANTM premiered this week, so thank goodness someone thought to recap it. [IBBB]

Late-Night Links

Yay! Trista and Ryan from The Bachelorette are expecting a baby! [Gone Hollywood]

Donald Trump may pull a Britney. [Cele|bitchy]

The Beckham's actual reality was too dull, so they've created scripted characters for their "reality" show. You know, just like every other reality show ever. [POTP]

Kurt Cobain would have been forty this Tuesday. [Bree]

Reese Witherspoon and George Clooney? I'm sure this is not true, but I'll dutifully pass along the rumor. [Holy Candy]

Paris Hilton's birthday party in Vegas had not a single A-lister. She partied with midgets and monkeys. She's probably going to check herself into rehab tomorrow just so someone will pay attention to her. [The Blemish]

Mischa Barton's kid sister checks into rehab. [A Socialite's Life]

Nicole Richie pleads not guilty to DUI, writes heartfelt thank-you letter to Britney Spears. [Hollywood Grind]

Nobody Cares About Paris Hilton's Birthday :(

Paris Hilton was without any of her BFFs du jour at her 26th birthday party in Las Vegas this past weekend. Nicole Richie was supposed to show -- Paris even announced on the microphone that she was "on her way" -- but she never made it. The most recent "victim" of a sex tape release, Kim Kardashian, wasn't even invited, despite being one of Paris' best friends during the past year. "She didn't want Kim on the red carpet stealing her thunder," said a source. If this is true, it's totally ironic, because Kim Kardashian was the least of Paris' attention-stealing problems on Saturday night. This really just makes me love Britney even more. Happy 26th, Paris! You're getting old, beyotch, in more ways than one.

I Guess Mischa and Nicole Made Up

Last I heard, they hated each other, but clearly puppies make everything okay again. (Hey, Splash News, please let me keep the pics up. They're watermarked! Puppies, Chris! Puppies!!!)

Nicole Richie Charged with DUI

Nicole's pretty much been off our radar since her December journey westward on the east-bound 143. Hopefully this means she is pulling a Lohan and getting her ass sober again. But she'll still have to face the consequences of her Vicodin-inspired trek. Nicole's been charged with misdemeanor DUI and will be arraigned in L.A. County Superior Court on February 21. Ironically, I have a very expensive speeding ticket I should probably contest that day, but I really don't want to drive all the way out to Glendale. Nicole, if you're reading this, will you please pretend to be me while you're there? Call me and I'll fax you the papers.

Nicole and Joel in Cabo

A special clip of the two lovebirds, just for Hilary Duff.

Late-Night Links

Paris Hilton actually managed to get fired from her namesake Club Paris. Is there anything this girl can't do? [The Blemish]

Pics from the Alpha Dog premiere's after-party, with nary a Cameron Diaz in sight. [Monica Monroe]

K-Fed gets text-dissed by La Lohan. [The Superficial]

Britney Spears is back on the party scene, looking worse than I have ever, ever seen her look. The first pic is vaguely reminiscent of Rosie O'Donnell. [X17]

The "sole remaining" copy of the video of Steve Irwin's death has been handed over to his widow. [Tabloid Whore]

Nicole Richie hires a shaman to rid her home of whatever "curse" triggered her string of bad luck in 2006. This shaman will, I assume, walk in, flush thirty-six baggies of coke down the toilet, and leave. [Junkiness]

Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson's publicity train makes a stop in Splitsville. [The Bosh]

Singer/model Tyrese allegedly punched his pregnant girlfriend in the stomach. [Gabsmash]

Late-Night Links

Jessica Simpson and John Mayer spend New Year's Eve sucking face. [Mollygood]

Kate Moss and Pete Doherty may or may not have gotten married in Thailand on New Year's Day. We can state with confidence, however, that they were both high. [The Superficial]

Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz have reportedly split for good. I bet he's realized lately what a huge mistake it was to leave Britney and hopes to win her back. [Pop on the Pop]

Wilmer Valderrama and Mandy Moore may be back together. [Bricks and Stones]

Heather Mills continues her quest to become the single most hated person in all of England. [Glitterati]

Photogs catch Nicole Richie sucking face with Joel Madden on New Year's Eve. [The Blemish]

Happy New Year!

New Years was rung in with a bang by celebrities from coast to coast. Here are some highlights of how celebrities got wasted, hooked up, and ended up giving us some great stories to kick off 2007!

Britney Spears almost dies at Pure in Vegas...no wait she was just really really "tired"...more on this later. [PerezHilton]

Nicole Richie and Joel Madden made out at Ghostbar in Vegas. You think Hillary Duff and Lindsay Lohan had a Feud...wait till she checks this out. [Dlisted]

Lindsay Lohan just looked beat in Miami. For not drinking she looks wasted here. [Mollygood]

Pete Doherty and Kate Moss tie the knot in Phuket, Thailand. Even though he is a drug addict and she just got her career back after a cocaine arrest...it seemed like a good idea at the time. [Daily Mail]

Hope you have recovered from your hangovers...

Early Evening Links

Martha Stewart's found an "Apprentice" that fits in just right. [A Socialite's Life]

Christina Aguilera's hubby, Fugly McMusicProducer, was spotted partying solo and ringless. Trouble in paradise? [Gabsmash]

Paris Hilton lies about her sex life. [The Blemish]

Shanna Moakler is just glad to see another Miss USA labeled as a drunken slut. Although, in fairness, Shanna was never accused of making out with teenage girls. [TMZ]

Nicole Richie goes grocery shopping. Hopefully for some freaking Midol. [MollyGood]

Late-Night Links (Back in Late Night)

Uh-oh. Looks like Nicole Richie's going to jail for this latest DUI. And just when Joel Madden was getting laid for the first time in three years... [TMZ]

Britney's new boyfriend can't get into Hyde. Also, if you'd like to dress up as a douchebag next Halloween, you can pretty much just use the outfit he wore to The Ivy this week. Everyone will totally be like "Oh, I get it. You're a douchebag." [Celebitchy]

Katharine McPhee in OK magazine. I don't know why I love her so much, but I do. [Pop on the Pop]

Jude Law plans to take his children to a South African orphanage for Christmas, to demonstrate that it is better to have a daddy who leaves your mother for a 22-year-old who he then cheats on with the nanny than it is to have no daddy at all. [Junkiness]

It is possible that Paris Hilton does cocaine. And by "possible" I of course mean "more of a sure thing than Tara Reid on St. Patrick's Day." [Celebrity Smack]

Finally! Someone moves away from character assassination and just plain attempts to assassinate Janice Dickinson. My money's on a former Top Model contestant. [Hollyscoop]

Nicole Richie DUI Audio

TMZ has obtained the audio from Nicole Richie's DUI arrest early Monday morning. The 911 tape contains not one but two separate motorists calling in to report an SUV driving the wrong way on the Los Feliz on-ramp to the 134. Listen to it here.

Late-Night Links

Jennifer Aniston leaves an L.A. club through the back door with none other than Kevin Federline. Oh, how the mighty have fallen! [Celebitchy]

Sharon Stone outrages and offends the population of Norway. "Now you know how we feel," says the population of America. [Perez Hilton]

Pam Anderson got naked in front of a camera, because that's how she spends her time when she's not getting married impulsively. [Agent Bedhead]

Since her 2003 arrest for heroin possession, Nicole Richie has apparently lost an inch of height and five pounds. Also, she's black now. [Mollygood]

Queen Latifah and her girlfriend, trainer Jeanette Jenkins, are reportedly jogging towards splitsville. But, hey, at least she's jogging. [Bossip]

Paris and Nicky Hilton having an ass-slappin' good time in the back of a limo. [Egotastic]

Say Cheese!

Here is the picture that you have been waiting for. Nicole Richie's mugshot. Now I love celebrity mugshots...love them. I had some moments, before I disovered the beauty of today's celebrity blogs, that I would spend hours looking through "The Smoking Gun." My favorite thing about this is how spaced out she looks. The look on her face makes me think this is her train of thought

My daddy's gonna get you policemen...he wrote lots of famous songs...Paris didn't get in trouble why should I?...I might be messed up but look my my sideswept bangs...got any coke boys?...I'm famous...and wayyyy skinner that you will ever be...HAHAHAHAAHAH

The girl has had a past of drug abuse and I'm guessing that soon we will see her on the cover of People saying "My Road To Recovery: Nicole Richie Speaks Out About Her Struggle With Drugs." There will be pictures of her and her dogs playing outside and lots of "I'm really better, promise I am" quotations.

Nicole Richie Still Trying to Be More Like Paris Hilton

While La Lohan appears to have stepped aboard the sobriety wagon, Miss Nicole Richie has fallen way, way off. Nicole, who has struggled with substance abuse for as long as you've heard of her, was arrested for DUI early Monday morning. Her SUV was spotted going the wrong way on the 134 in Burbank. That's right, folks: it's not that she was swerving, it's that she was going the wrong way on the freeway. Two motorists called 911, and, when cops got to Nicole, she was stopped in the carpool lane, talking on her cell phone. She admitted she had taken Vicodin and smoked pot, although a preliminary screening revealed she had not been drinking. Her booking sheet reveals she is 5'1" and 85 pounds.

Sadly, CHP has decided they won't be releasing Richie's mugshot.

Welcome to the celebrity DUI club, Nicole. It's good to have you.

Update: What was Nicole Richie doing driving through Burbank at 4 o'clock in the morning? Heading back from Glendale, it seems, where new boyfriend Joel Madden lives. (Joel and Hilary Duff broke up, like, 5 minutes ago.) Cute.

Cleaning up the Weekend

After almost days of searching, the paparazzi catch Nicole Richie and Joel Madden together. Take that, Hilary Duff. Now you're left all alone with your hyper-successful, talent-driven career and your consistently positive media image. They sure showed you. [X17]

Paris. Miami. Stavros. [Hollyscoop]

With Paris Hilton safely on another coast, Lindsay Lohan appears to have put together several days of sobriety. Rock on. [Page Six]

Ellen Pompeo thinks she would look really good if she could just manage to put on five or ten more pounds. I think Ellen Pompeo would look really good with a black eye and a few broken ribs. [A Socialite's Life]

Pics of the Jolie-Pitts, sans Shiloh, in NYC. [Mollygood]

Beyonce's not the only one pissed that Jennifer Hudson got the role of Effie in Dreamgirls. But at least Fantasia Barrino will cop to it. [Snarky Gossip]

Early Evening Links

Jennifer Hudson looooooves gay sex now. [A Socialite's Life]

Tom Cruise seems to have figured out that being seen with Oprah Winfrey, under any circumstance, is only going to ignite the batshit-crazy vibe he'd like to quell. [Celebitchy]

Nicole Richie's snatching up Hilary Duff's sloppy seconds. [Yeeeah!]

Gwen Stefani: still naming things L.A.M.B. Up now: perfume. [Glitterati]

Live-blogging the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. [Film.com]

Fur is Fun?

I used to live in Virginia, pretty close to the PETA HQ. I found them to be kind of freaky, because frankly I find zealots of every stripe to be kind of freaky. Plus my blood thirsty desire for filet mignon was in direct opposition to their desire for me to subsist on a diet of sorghum and wheat germ. So I figured we'd agree to disagree there.

But now they are going after an issue close to Beet territory, women, and the clothing of said women. They've named their worst dressed list, and of course it's all about who is wearing fur. Four ladies take the bullet: Nicole Richie, Ashley Olsen, Christina Ricci, and Eva Longoria. All are chastised for being uncaring little animal killers.

I guess the thing that bothers me is trying to dictate others behavior due to your own personal beliefs. There are things I do that I simply wouldn't expect of others. For instance, if a spider is in my home I do my best to a) ignore it or b) place it gently outside my home. This is simply because spiders kill other insects which I may like even worse. Now I know some people hate spiders and immediately throw a hardcover book on them. I'm totally cool with that, live and let die and all that. So I just feel like if I say "Ok, don't kill the Minks" (who are, it must be said, vicious little animals) then next people will be trying to take my Mountain Dew Code Red Extreme SportZ Edition because it's too eXtreme or sporty for their liking. You get my point, and that's why I'm calling PETA dumb here.

EvilB or EviltT, if you'd like to tell me why fur is murder and perhaps do the whole "I'd rather be naked thing" I will watch respectfully, promise.

Nicole Richie is Awesome

I love it when celebrities totally turn the tables and use the media for their own advantage. MySpace has allowed them to issue weird publicity statements without the need of publicists sometimes with positive (see below) and negative (Travis Barker's weird ranting) results.

Here is one of the most amazing MySpace posts by a celebrity yet! Nicole Richie, welcome to health. Rachel Zoe, go fade away into obscurity and eat a sandwich.

"X-RAY
BLIND ITEM:
What 35 year old raisin face whispers her order of 3 peices of asparagus for dinner at Chateau everynight, and hides her deathly disorder by pointing the finger at me, and used her last paycheck I wrote her to pay for a publisist instead of a nutritionist?
HINT: Her nickname is lettucecup..."

It is down off her blog now because someone probably warned her getting sued by meth face Zoe. Also, poor girl has some spelling issues. Still, in the world of celebrity MySpace posts this is in my top 10.

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