Zach Braff Can Buy and Sell You

I like the show Scrubs. You should too. But should the star, Mr. Zach Braff, get $8.4m clams to continue the show into its seventh season? In a word, yes. Given the success Braff attained with Garden St he's delaying other big paychecks by staying. Plus, it hasn't been that long since Seinfeld and Friends were pulling down a million large for each episode.

The slight difference is that Scrubs has low ratings whereas those two shows were beloved by the masses.

But I think it was Sir Rod Stewart (he's gotta be a knight, right?) who said:

Never wait or hesitate
Get in kid, before it's too late
You may never get another chance.

A final fact - Charlie Sheen gets that sort of money for Two and a Half Men which I wouldn't watch if you stapled my ass cheeks to the sofa. So in that spirit we salute you Zach to the Braff. Just don't make me pick up the check next time we lunch.

Barrymore and Braff Sitting in a Tree

I'm glad Drew has moved past both the drugs and Tom Green and seems to be dating nice introspective guys who write movies to meet Natalie Portman.

Those are my kind of guys. And she was decent on SNL last Saturday too.

I of course speak of Zach Braff and Drew, who are rumored to be mingling though it was of course denied by her publicist. But that's what publicists do. They would deny just about anything besides charity work and their clients liking gay folk.

So, wrapping up, If you've been in the business 42 years and are still barely 30 I wish you all the happiness in the world. Hugs for Drew.