It's Topher's Turn, Dammit!!!

First, Wilmer Valderamma got Lindsay Lohan (and, you know, everyone else with a vagina and something resembling a movie career). Then, Ashton Kutcher got Demi Moore. Finally, it's Chris "Topher" Grace's turn, as he is now rumored to be banging none other than Ivanka "Wharton Undergrad" Trump. Atta boy!