Stalkerdom Posing as Cutesy Art

There are times you truly feel sorry for people who make millions of dollars, because there isn't a price you could pay me for certain elements of the job.

For instance, take this psycho, she handcuffs herself to Hugh Grant and acts like it's just what girls do. If that were me I would have been tempted to batter her with her own shoe. She wouldn't have been able to run.

Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!!!

Hugh Grant needs a new girlfriend. From AP:

The Music and Lyrics star, 46, and his girlfriend, 33-year-old British socialite Jemima Khan, "have decided to split amicably," the actor's representative, Robert Garlock, said Friday.

For the record Jemima Khan is the best name ever. The nicknames are endless. Sadly I don't think I would date her, socialite or no. I prefer a more "attractive" style of girl. Then again, Hugh has been linked to transvestites.

I guess what I mean to say is I'm sad these two broke up and I wish them both the best of luck.

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