Late-Night Links

Brandon Davis makes Paris Hilton cry at her birthday party. Somewhere, Lindsay Lohan has a newfound confidence in her Higher Power. [Celebslam]

Pink has one of those sexy jutting-out pelvic bones that are absolutely irresistible ... on a man. [The Blemish]

Hey, guess who's freakin' adorable? The Jolie-Pitt family! [POTP]

Vivid agrees not to distribute the Kim Kardashian video until all this Britney/Anna hype dies down and the blogosphere can once again focus on a C-lister's sexcapades. [Celebrity Smack]

100 places to get music online. [Bree]

Do you ever catch yourself watching MTV's Juvies and think to yourself, "Man, I wish some blogger would do an interview with one of those crazies?" I don't. But still. This is a pretty funny interview. [IBBB]

David Spade has a blog. I guess the rest of us should just stop now. Strange, I used to think I was funny. [The Showbiz Show]

David Spade Takes on Britney Spears

This is so cruel. But so funny.

Weekend Round-Up

Oh thank heavens. Aaron Carter and Jack Osbourne are feuding. And here I was worried it was going to be another slow news week. [AllieIsWired]

Heather Locklear and David Spade left Mr. Chow's in the same car, so, as a responsible journalist, I must assume they are dating again. [SplashNews]

YouTube quickly pulled the video of the Kanye West tirade at the MTV Europe VMAs, but Google doesn't own iFilm yet. Boo-yah. [iFilm]

Daniel Craig is getting rave reviews as the new 007, but it seems he has a bit of a potty mouth. This link also has the long version of the Casino Royale trailer. [The Bosh]

If you weren't fortunate enough to attend Shanna Moakler's Las Vegas divorce party in person, you can experience all the emotional health and maturity in these pictures. I hope you get a good, hearty laugh out of them, like I'm sure her children will. [ICYDK]

Don't stock up on Vaseline just yet -- it's only a rumor thus far -- but there is, allegedly, a Scarlett Johansson sex tape in existence, and someone is trying to sell it. [Eluid]

Paris and Nicole pose for their very first pictures as a reunited couple. Nicole's dyed her hair dark brown -- it actually looks nice -- and, I could be dreaming, but, based on several pictures I've seen of her from this weekend, it looks like she may actually be putting on some weight. Way to go, Nicole! [Rappy's]

Odds and Ends: And Just When You Were Jonesing for a Dana Plato Update

Because if I can't blog about the retarded shit celebs did today, the terrorists have already won.

• David Spade and Heather Locklear are dunzo; her latest boy-toy is a Colorado realtor with a striking resemblance to Joe Simpson. But I adore her, so I'm setting down my bat and walking away from the soft ball.
  
• Sean "Puff Daddy/P. Diddy/Diddy" Combs has to ditch the "Diddy" in Britain after a music producer there sues him over the name.
  
• Dana Plato's son files a wrongful death suit againt the Diff'rent Strokes star's former fiance. Time to update that True Hollywood Story, E!
• Black Eyed Peas singer Stacy "Fergie" Ferguson reluctantly admits to being on meth and Kids Incorporated. I'm pretty sure I know which one is more damaging to her image.
  
• For those of you who were staying up nights wondering, Lindsay Lohan's stolen-and-returned Birkin bag had nothing missing. Except, you know, probably the drugs.