Yes Of Course Robbie Williams Is in Rehab

I mean, he dated Lisa D'Amato, still the reigning drunk of reality television in my mind. And I'm counting Chyna. So the British pop star checked into an undisclosed U.S. rehab center to deal with his addictions to prescription drugs. Says Lisa: "It was clear he was struggling with his mind. He doesn’t drink, but he needs antidepressants to get him through the day. A lot of the time he seemed on edge."

This isn't Robbie's first time around in rehab. He did a stint there after leaving the band Take That (remember them?).

Robbie lives in LA, so it's possible that he's joining Lohan and Mike Tyson at the Wonderland center, which must be a totally unhealthy place to be rehabbing if you're not famous right now.

Get well, Robbie!!

Late-Night Links

Before we begin, I want to thank Evil T for doing a kick-ass job of holding this place down while I was out of town. She is a total rock star, and I have no idea what I'd do without her. Thanks T! Now, on to the links ...

Wait, Tom Cruise isn't already Jesus? [Celebslam]

Robbie Williams plans to give Elton John the gift of his penis. [Cele|bitchy]

Jared Leto and his earflaps are totally ready to throw down, bitch. [Agent Bedhead]

New pics of Scarlett. You know you're going to click. Don't try to fight it. [The Blemish]

Wow, Mandy Moore even depresses herself! [Celebrity Smack]

Something about Jenna Jameson, Paris Hilton, and girls who want to lose their virginity. As the premise for a television show. I can't read any further. I feel dirty. On behalf of our country. [Pop on the Pop]

The indiest thing I have ever loved just gave birth to a little girl. Unfortunately, she had to go and ruin it by naming the kid Petah. But congrats anyway, Ani DiFranco. [CBB]

Robbie Williams and Lisa D'Amato???

Okay, okay, I was seriously going to go away for the night, but then I came across this article from -- where else? -- ChinaDaily:

Robbie Williams and Lisa D'Amato get it on. The twosome reportedly have been dating for a month.

It is said that the singer has been seeing Lisa since he met her at a party in Hollywood last month.

"Robbie and Lisa hit it off immediately and swapped numbers the first night they met," said a source. "Lisa is young, gorgeous and fun to be around and they are getting on really well."

"It's only early days but Robbie seems really confident it is going somewhere. It takes a lot for Robbie to trust a girl, but he is completely relaxed around Lisa," the source added. "She has been spending quite a lot of time at his place, which proves just how keen he is."

Lisa D'Amato, for those of you who don't remember her, was the drunkie favorite on cycle 5 of America's Next Top Model (although she got booted toward the end for some dumbass, unwarranted reason). Robbie Williams, of course, is the British pop singer/heartthrob. Random! Well, you go girl! I always liked her.