Okay, Not to Be a Bitch ...

... but if my legs were actually coneshaped, I just wouldn't wear a whole lot of those dresses with the really high slits. I just wouldn't. Honestly, Tyra, you are still a very beautiful woman, but play down the legs. Play them down.






For good measure, America Ferrera, doing it (almost) right. Prop up the breasts, America. Prop them up.

Also, Aisha Tyler, because I love her. Whoever set up the red carpet at this event was retarded. All the celebs are trying desperately not to squint, with varying degrees of success. And I suppose I do have to hand it to Tyra and her years of modeling experience -- she manages to make her face look stunning despite the fact that the sun seems to be in everyone's eyes.

Pics from 38th Annual NAACP Image Awards in LA this weekend.

Soooo Cute!!!

The Olsen girls at Paris Fashion Week. They are there to debut their new fashion line (!!!), after which Ashley plans to host some manner of Wiccan chanting circle, and Mary-Kate's gonna try to pick herself up some broads.

Oh, Jason Wahler! There You Are!

I was wondering what had happened to you. You haven't been on our radar for months, so I figured you were probably in jail. I was close: you were in North Carolina.


Wahler, age 20, was busted in a raid on underage drinkers at a North Carolina night club this weekend. Wahler lied about his age and refused to show ID, so he was taken to the county jail early Saturday morning, where he screamed obscenities during the booking process. Cute. After spending a few hours in jail, he was released on $1000 bail.


Jason's no stranger to run-ins with the cops. He was arrested in late September of last year for engaging in a physical altercation with a tow-truck driver, and in early September for saying some retarded shit to a cop (and being retardedly coked up at the time).


Hey, Jason, maybe it's time you lay off the substances, eh? I dunno, just an idea.

Monday Morning Music

Today I am featuring John Legend. He has created quite a lot of buzz in the past year and for some odd reason I never checked out his music. I recently downloaded this song, "Used to Love U" and I have been obsessed. A friend of mine invited me to his concert a couple summers ago and I think I was hungover so I passed. Now I am very upset. His voice is just pure sex and the beat to this song makes you want to get down and boogie. Yes. I said boogie, deal with it.
Sometimes also I hate posting live performances because they are lame...which is sad but true these days. He rocks this out live.
Enjoy.

On Second Thought, Bend it a Little More Carefully Than Beckham

David Beckham injured the internal lateral ligament of his right knee during Real Madrid's match on Sunday. His coach says the injury "is serious." Hopefully David has time to heal and be back in full form when he moves to L.A. to become a big movie star play for the Los Angeles Galaxy in June.

Late-Night Links

We're Kids Incorporated, K-I-D-S! Yeah! [Buzznet]

I don't know much about Robin Thicke, but he looks like Russell Crowe and Justin Timberlake's secret love child, and -- perhaps not surprisingly -- his new music video is creating quite a bit of buzz. [Allie is Wired]

Antonella Barba in Playboy? Hef says it's a "very real possibility." [Rumorficial]

Jared Leto is physically injured. The celebratory potluck will be held this evening at Perez Hilton's house. [Ninja Dude]

I swear, the only people who have any right to be hospitalized for "dehydration" live in countries where the nearest hospital is 500 miles away and is also a tent. But Nicole Richie hits up an L.A. ER with this ubiquitous A-list ailment. [dlisted]

Avril Lavigne, you are soooo badass. [The Blemish]

Victoria Beckham is chased by pot-bellied pigs. 'Nuff said. [Agent Bedhead]

Liz Hurley Married!

Supermodel Liz Hurley married super rich dude Arun Nayar on Friday. The secret wedding took place a day earlier than expected, at a castle in England. They are still planning to hold a big-ass reception party tonight.

A Few Closing Thoughts for Friday

• The first single for Tori Amos's new CD has been released. Listen here.
  
• Cool videos:
• Anna Nicole Smith at a Bar Mitzvah.
  
• Heather Mills talks about the risk of her leg falling off on Dancing with the Stars.
  
• If you're not watching The Sarah Silverman Show on Comedy Central, you are totally missing out on the funny.
• New scandalous pics of Antonella Barba.

Have a fabulous weekend!!

Pictures from Outside the Anna Nicole Funeral

Friday Afternoon Music

All Y'all east coasters might be leaving work. You left coasties are looking at the clock. How 'bout some fun music?

Enjoy The Dan Band with their classic "Total Eclipse of the Heart"

Warning: Cursing, though I can't imagine how you're here if you don't know we get dirty.

Chloe Sevigny Finally Pulls an Outfit from her "Sane Person" Closet

At the Zodiac premiere. Way to look like a normal human being, Chloe!

Anna Nicole's Funeral

We'll bring you details and pictures as they come, but here's the first shot from inside the funeral.

Although 300 people were invited, only about 100 attended.

The "well-known singer" was Joe Nichols. I've never heard of him.

Anna's coffin cover looks like it was designed by Bobby Trendy.

The throngs of fans outside Mount Horeb Baptist Church cheered Larry Birkhead's arrival, but booed Howard Stern's.

Also in attendance: Slash and Hulk Hogan.

More details as they come.

Fat People Make Good TV

Channel 4 in the UK is has a new show called "Too Big To Walk?" It is a rip off of NBC's "The Biggest Loser." Essentially they are taking a group of morbidly obese people and taking them on a 500 mile trek from England to Edinburgh.

I really hope that nobody really is "Too Big to Walk" because that is essentially the whole point of the show. I wonder what the catchphrase is....are they going to kick off people when they can't keep walking?

"You are...Too Big to Walk." Depressing eh. I can't even imagine how angry these folks are going to be when they are sore and hungry and having to trek around the countryside.

I really hope they bring this show to the US...I love "The Biggest Loser." I'm a big fan of shows that emphasize losing weight by exercise. I also love it when contestants get randomly hot.
Check out the show's site here.

Did Kellie Pickler Have a Boob Job?

Kellie on Season 5 of American Idol

Kellie Last Night

Yes. Yes, she did. That is not a push-up bra, that is not weight gain (although she did gain weight). That, my friends, is what we in the business call "breast implants." I liked you better when you were less manufactured, Kellie, and I mean that both literally and figuratively.

Katherine Heigl is Happy Just to Be Part of Such a Successful Show

LOLOLOLOLOL!!! OMFG! LOL! WTF? lololol rofl....

Excuse the immaturity; I was just trying to fit in with the cast of Grey's Anatomy for a bit. Katie Heigl's ContractNegotiationGate continues to spiral further and further away from the "we really are all like a family" party line everyone on that set is being forced to spout.

Just a quick refresher: early on Wednesday, the story broke that Heigl had dropped out of contract negotiations with the Grey's producers, with a "source" stating that she was "disappointed and hurt that Touchstone doesn’t value her as much as her other co-stars." By later in the day, Touchstone had released a rebuttal of its own: "We have a long-term contract to ensure she’ll be with the show for several years to come ... we recently approached Katherine with an offer to raise her compensation significantly above the terms of her current contract. We were surprised to see this gesture reported negatively in the press."

So can we be done with this now? No, no we cannot. Heigl struck back yesterday, releasing the following statement: "I am embarrassed that this has become a public matter and disappointed that Touchstone felt it necessary to divulge private employment information. I had hoped I would be able to deal with this issue confidentially with my bosses. I dropped out of the renegotiation simply because I wanted to treat myself with the respect I was not getting from them. No matter how unhappy I am about their decision to respond to this publicly, I continue to be passionate about and committed to this character."

That's nice. Stay tuned for next week, when Ellen Pompeo goes on strike because her new contract specifically stated that the vomit bags in her dressing room were to be emptied on the half hour and so can someone please explain to her how it is 12:45 and they're still sitting there?

The World is a Happier Place Today

How adorable is this little girl? Also, Brad Pitt is the hottest father in the world. He looks so happy to finally be playing the role of daddy. Jennifer Aniston must be crying in her soy milk organic peruvian no-carb oatmeal right now.

For more adorable pics check out Dlisted.

Rosie, Leave The Cute Ones Alone

Sources at Page Six (I have sources too but they mostly deliver my cable bill) have revealed that Rosie O'Donnell is in another tiff. The issue was an on-air disagreement between O'Donnell and Elisabeth Hasselbeck over the government's right to monitor private citizen' phone conversations. Elisabeth is all for it.

Liberal O'Donnell responded, "Elisabeth, you are very young and you are very wrong." Hasselbeck accused Rosie of ageism and broke down later off-camera. ..Sources told us the insult was the last straw for Hasselbeck. "Her days there are numbered. She is looking to leave," said the spy."

Sadly Rosie is right on this. The whole "land of the free" thing shouldn't just be in a song. But be gentle Rosie, show this girl the light, don't let her leave us. She's not bright but she is cute. In this day and age where most people on television are neither let's bust out the kid gloves, eh? Now, if you want to go after Babwa you have my full support. Rock her.

Fashion Victim of the Week

Beyonce decided to show her support for the troops by wearing a zip up hoodie without pants. That is really all I have to say about this. Also, whoever did her hair seemed to be working with the theme of "poodle."