NEW YORK (AP) — Lindsay Lohan was to have surgery to remove her appendix, her publicist, Leslie Sloane Zelnik, said Thursday. Zelnik said in an e-mail that the 20-year-old actress was "having her appendix removed. She is resting comfortably."Well, I hope our girl is feeling better and enjoying ice cream. That said, what kind of publicist needs three names? Thanks for the info Leslie Sloane Zelnik!
Courtney Love once again treats us to her own special brand of crazy, as she posted her New Year's resolutions on her website, without thinking to run a spell-check (or a sanity-check) beforehand. The New York Daily News picked up these items as their favorites, but you can get the full list here.
* Have a happy satisfied child and family
* sell the pony get a new horse
* try this "thin" anthropoligical experiment — get to my goal weight healthily and stay there
* cahnt for the war in Iraq to cease asap
* chant for Hillary to win
* learn an asian language
* dont peek at tabloids and bad websites, as it absouloutly shatters the Law to make that cause agiants yourself.
* have fantastic sex with commitment and honour with someone whoo treats me as i deserve and dont give my power away
* DO NOT SLLOW MYSELF TO BE A DOORMAT INA RELATIONSHIP EVER EVER AGAIN
* hopefully start another family someday — soon. meet that guy
* know that Kurts spirit is tended to and tend to it daily
* LEARN TO DRIVE
* STOP SMOKING GO TO HYPNI THERAPY AND JUST DAMM WELL STOP
* another year, another year without even wine no matter how hard i try to justify that "wines okay" knw that is the demon voice and put it out of my thoughts
* dont go to nightclubs with 19 year olds
* stay pissed off at the world for song usage
* no more surgery for any reason other than medical until i really need it in my 60s
After Britney Spears' impromptu New Years nap, it's clear some much-needed rest is in store for the starlet. On New Years Day, she checked into Scottsdale spa Sanctuary, her favorite R&R locale. (I worked out there when I lived in Arizona, and, I swear, they had cable TV on the treadmills before anyone, and it was so awesome. I once made the mistake of showing up right at the start of a VH1 Surreal Life marathon, and I was unbelievably sore the next day.) But is a spa really the last stop for Britney? Many are saying her Lohan-style "exhaustion" may lead to some Lohan-style rehab.
A source tells Life & Style magazine that Britney's parents have been urging her to get real help for her out-of-control life. "It’s just been heartbreaking for her parents to watch Britney on this downward spiral. It’s so sad.”
To make matters worse, it appears Brit's "comeback" album may only further her downfall. According to Cindy Adams at Page Six, the half-finished disc has garnered terrible reviews from the top brass at Jive, who have determined that the album either needs to be entirely redone or dropped -- along with Britney, whose recent antics have done nothing to help her case. Perhaps a newly single Justin Timberlake should be brought in to produce?
After dropping the f-bomb on national television, Vanessa Minnillo spends the next few hours getting utterly wasted and attempting to flash New York City. [Mollygood]
It's been months (and about 20 pounds) since we've had a Lindsay-Lohan-in-bikini photo set. [Cele|bitchy]
Paris Hilton graces the folks at Pure with an impromptu performance of "Stars Are Blind." Not blind enough, figures the audience, and someone pelts her in the eye with ice. [Yeeeah!]
There are three young women at a house party. One is passed out. Another is flashing her breast. And the last is biting the inner thigh of the one who's half-naked. Guess which one is Mary-Kate Olsen. [I'm Not Obsessed]
Pam Anderson drunk-ass wasted in Vegas on New Years. [Celebrity Smack, more, even more]
Jessica Alba in a bikini. You're welcome. [IBBB]
Lindsay Lohan and Wilmer Valderrama make nice. [Celebslam]
That elusive Ashlee Simpson nip slip has arrived. [The Blemish]
Fox execs announced today that this will be The OC's last season.
"This feels like the best time to bring the show to its close," says Josh Schwartz, the show's creator and exec producer, by which he means, "We should have canceled this show after the second season, but we're going to do it now instead."
This is sad for those of you who care about this show, and totally meaningless to me.
Check out Tara Reid miscounting her way into the New Year.
Listen carefully kids.
Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz have officially called it quits according to Perez Hilton who claims to have the inside scoop on this former golden couple. After a three year relationship that many thought would lead to marriage, Justin has allegedly pulled the plug on "clingy" Cameron.
Justin, 25, and Cameron, 34 were last seen in public on December 16th and did not spend the holidays together which is odd for a couple that seemed to be on their way to marriage. According to Canada.com, "while partying at Senses nightclub in Memphis two days before Christmas, Timberlake told friends 'the breakup is for keeps.'"
I've heard that these two have broken up about thirty times, and I am not sure why I believe it this time, but it seems that these two are dunzo. Thank the lord. I'm so sick of seeing pictures of them surfing. I guess Justin has been heard telling sources that he and Cameron are officially over...lets hear what their reps come up with in a few hours but if all is right in the world we have a new single guy in Hollywood.
Now Justin Timberlake can get back together with Britney Spears...after she gets back from rehab.
No, that's overly mean spirited even for a child of spite. But some of Houston's stuff is going up for sale and you can be the proud owner if you hustle down to New Jersey post haste.
You can see the full list of stuff for sale here but the highlights include:
Dolce & Gabban Bustiers
Atelier Versace Beaded Cat Suit
Some of Bobby's Awards
Northfield 36" Vertical Band Saw
No word as to whether the band saw was used by Whitney herself and the items are only going up for auction because no one paid the storage bill. The lesson here: Pay all bills, and then only afterwards do enough drugs to kill a horse.
Jessica Simpson and John Mayer spend New Year's Eve sucking face. [Mollygood]
Kate Moss and Pete Doherty may or may not have gotten married in Thailand on New Year's Day. We can state with confidence, however, that they were both high. [The Superficial]
Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz have reportedly split for good. I bet he's realized lately what a huge mistake it was to leave Britney and hopes to win her back. [Pop on the Pop]
Wilmer Valderrama and Mandy Moore may be back together. [Bricks and Stones]
Heather Mills continues her quest to become the single most hated person in all of England. [Glitterati]
Photogs catch Nicole Richie sucking face with Joel Madden on New Year's Eve. [The Blemish]
Someone snuck a cell phone camera into the Saddam Hussein hanging this weekend, and caught the whole thing on tape. Saddam drops at 1:40 on the tape.
Please note: this is video of an actual hanging. Viewer discretion strongly advised.
It's not out of the question says Demi.
"Once you hit three, where you're outnumbered, it's really, like, 'What's the difference between (three or) four or five?,"' she said.
Hmm, I guess there is no difference at all if you are super rich.
In some ways though I find this story heartening, at least until it comes out that Ashton cheated with Tara Reid or something, then I'll be freshly jaded.
Also, that hat is stupid.
Take a look at that photo. Now read this sentence from the article, which we'll get to in one moment.
"Looking at Principal, you would never know she is a former smoker who spent years on Dallas' Southfork Ranch. She credits her products for helping her maintain a glowing complexion."
Um, what? Maybe I'm reading to much into it, but wasn't she married to a plastic surgeon for a few decades? Oh, yeah, let's see here:
"In May, she filed for divorce from her husband of 21 years, Beverly Hills plastic surgeon Harry Glassman. She won't discuss details of her stormy split with Glassman but hopes that she and her ex might be able to become friends. She does not now speak to him or his children."
It's good that her and the kids don't talk now either. What's a few decades worth anyway?
Oh, and now the original reason for my post:
"With astronaut training on tap for 2007, she is moving on after some turbulence in her personal life."
Fantastic. We need a nice and stretchy face out there in space.
Las Vegas actress Nikki Cox tied the knot with comedian Jay Mohr over the weekend. Remember when she was the Kelly Bundy character on that show with the talking bunny? Yeah. That was pretty cool.
Additionally, former teen supermodel Niki Taylor married NASCAR driver Burney Lamar (that's his real name) last Wednesday. Taylor currently owns a clothing boutique in Nashville. Remember when she was famous? Yeah. That was pretty cool.
That would be an odd name for a school wouldn't it? So what's up with the "Oprah Winfrey Leadership Academy for Girls"?
The school Oprah built opened today at a cost of around $40 million dollars. It will educate 150 girls aged 12 and 13. The school will not educate any boys, presumably because boys are fine without fancy book learning. The school will also not educate the other 3350 applicants who didn't make the cut.
"(the school) Built on 21 hectares, the 28-building campus resembles a luxury hotel with state-of-the-art classrooms, computer and science laboratories, a library, a theatre and a wellness centre. Each girl has a two-bedroom suite." (link to full story here)
I know this is a good deed, and I'm not claiming South Africa would be better off without it. I just wonder if $40m could have been used more effectively to educate a wider range of a population that needs much in the way of infrastructure help.
She's still better than Rosie and Trump though, so semi-kudos Oprah.
After spending the latter part of 2006 flashing her goodies and getting fall-down drunk in both California and Arizona, Britney Spears had to leave her 2007 celebration at Pure Nightclub in Las Vegas early. Reports have her ODing, passing out, etc... but her manager/professional liar, Larry Rudolph, denies that Brit Brit's overindulgence was the cause of her having to leave her party at about 1am.
A source at Pure stated,
"She was absolutely not carried out of the club. Her security and Pure's security walked her out ... She didn't pass out or faint or any of that."VegasPopular.com, however, tells a much different story,
"She had been seated on a VIP tented-cabana bed overlooking the dance floor at 12:50AM talking with one of her male dancers. She intimated she wanted to leave and as she stood up, 'she went into a dead faint and just fell right to the floor.' Her group pulled her up and lay her on the bed at the same time as her personal security asked for the club to provide at least 10 other security managers to 'get her out as quickly as possible.' They surrounded the stricken pop star in an attempt to screen her from all observers and the new years revelers on the crowded dance floor. One woman in the Spears' entourage yelled, 'Make sure nobody gets any photos. No photos anywhere.'When the 12-strong security phalanx was in place, two of her dancers wrapped Britney in what appeared to be a blanket-hooded poncho. Literally carrying her in both arms, they managed to propel her through the crowds and out of the club."
New Years was rung in with a bang by celebrities from coast to coast. Here are some highlights of how celebrities got wasted, hooked up, and ended up giving us some great stories to kick off 2007!
Britney Spears almost dies at Pure in Vegas...no wait she was just really really "tired"...more on this later. [PerezHilton]
Nicole Richie and Joel Madden made out at Ghostbar in Vegas. You think Hillary Duff and Lindsay Lohan had a Feud...wait till she checks this out. [Dlisted]
Lindsay Lohan just looked beat in Miami. For not drinking she looks wasted here. [Mollygood]
Pete Doherty and Kate Moss tie the knot in Phuket, Thailand. Even though he is a drug addict and she just got her career back after a cocaine arrest...it seemed like a good idea at the time. [Daily Mail]
Hope you have recovered from your hangovers...
