Today is a Slow News Day

So,

BREAKING! BRITNEY SPEARS MAY HAVE SUFFERED FROM POST-PARTUM DEPRESSION!

Well no shit, Sherlock.

While it's terribly sad for Brit, it does not preclude a pre-existing problem with substance abuse, and it's just a relief that she's in a top-notch rehab facility where this can all be dealt with in a controlled, safe environment.

The Mirror reports that paramedics were called to Promises to treat her for undisclosed reasons on Saturday night, and her mother, KFed and the kids showed up soon after.

GET WELL SOON, BRITNEY!!